Talk your way out of that…

The worst team I’ve ever seen in a blue and white shirt.

That’s how I described today to my better half.

I’ve seen some bad stuff down the years at Ewood.

But today really does take the biscuit.

Pedersen at left-back? Hanley at right-back? Really?

I know what – let’s bring Goodwillie on. In the history of the Premier League, has there been a player who’s ever looked more unfit than him?

Jason Roberts? We need a goal. Let’s bring on our non-scoring saviour then.

There can be no more excuses. No more putting a positive spin on things.

Steve Kean is well and truly out of his depth. Venky’s? Are you really THAT stupid?

Having him in charge of a Premier League team is like asking my better half to fit a new bathroom.

She wouldn’t have a clue.

Steve. Neither do you.